Very nice, but has it been granted a certificate of fitness for purpose by the Munich jack-o-lantern and other non-regulated lighting solutions safety inspectorate? I think not.
Do I detect the possibility that it was manufactured using unpaid child labour?
It must surely be referred to the kinder exploitation review sub committee brackets, pumpkin division, close brackets, which has already had great success in prosecuting the evil British television programme 'Blue Peter' for encouraging young children to participate in cottage industry manufacturing of Tracey Island models using contaminated cardboard tubes from toilet rolls. Do you British barbarians not know that civilised European people wash their anus after passing faecal matter?
DISCLAIMER:
The views expressed above are entirely fictional and intended to mildly entertain the reader. They do not reflect the actual opinion of the author who wishes he had thought of making a Sammio lantern.
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