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What a nice Ebay description .....

15 Nov 2014, 6:36pm
Love the optimism of the third questioner: does the engine run and does it have an mot? Duh...

Going to watch it just to see how pi$$ed off the seller gets.

Anyone remember the Boxster 'engine' coffee table on ebay a couple of years back?

It was basically a packing crate that had been given a Blue Peter style makeover with bog roll tubes and sticky-back plastic, which made it look almost exactly not like a Boxster engine.

The buyer was asking over a grand as I recall and got loads of stupid questions like whether it had a full service history and if it came from an 'S' spec model.

I'm sure there's a thread about it on the Sammio page somewhere. :)

Oh, and I wonder who Al is? I guess he can deliver it though.
15 Nov 2014, 7:54pm
My wife and I just creased up laughing at this and like children couldn't resist following. Why, oh why, is he so angry?
15 Nov 2014, 8:07pm
on mine as well, great ploy!
15 Nov 2014, 8:24pm
He's got an interesting pile of crap for sale including a 240z wing and some Rover 75 seats. So I'm watching those as well :icon_lol:
15 Nov 2014, 9:03pm
It's really easy to set up multiple eBay accounts......

PS. I know who bought the coffee table!

http:// [url]www.ebay.co.uk/itm/porsche-coffee-table-/110919780837?pt=[/url] ...
15 Nov 2014, 9:10pm
Keenly watching this one too, the guys a comedian but the questions are simply side splitting funny.
15 Nov 2014, 9:23pm
swifty wrote:
Keenly watching this one too, the guys a comedian but the questions are simply side splitting funny.


He hasn't answered any of my 47 questions, yet.

Why does he assume the guy asking the 2nd question is Scottish?
15 Nov 2014, 10:18pm
Yep, that's the Boxster coffee table -



Perhaps it would fit the Scimitar he's got for sale?

I wonder if I should ask if a wooden boxster engine would fit?
15 Nov 2014, 10:46pm
Mister Towed wrote:
Yep, that's the Boxster coffee table -



Perhaps it would fit the Scimitar he's got for sale?

I wonder if I should ask if a wooden boxster engine would fit?


Oh yes :lol:

You will need these engine mounts:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wooden-Corbels-pine-Brackets-shelf-brackets-OOO-/231229664004?pt=UK_Home_HomeDecor_Accessories&hash=item35d65cab04

and don't forget the "race" flywheel:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/30-cm-ROUND-WOODEN-KITCHEN-CHOPPING-FOOD-VEG-BREAD-BOARD-MEAT-FRUIT-CHEESE-/200984557173?pt=UK_Kitchen_Accessories&hash=item2ecb9cf675
16 Nov 2014, 10:03am


Those really made me chuckle, although I'm sure someone with a wood turning lathe could easily lighten that flywheel. :party:

It's going to need topping up with this occasionally, not cheap, but the best never is -

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pine-essential-oil-100-natural-from-Bulgaria10ml-30ml-50ml-100ml-500ml-1L-/121479498606?pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Natural_AlternativeTherapies&var=420416849819&hash=item1c48be0b6e
16 Nov 2014, 2:42pm
Seems a shame to waste such a good engine to be used as a coffee table!

What a cracker, no wonder it sold so quickly.

The attention to detail is staggeringly.....absent!

Wonder what power it puts out?
16 Nov 2014, 4:08pm
At least 320 sawdustpower.
16 Nov 2014, 4:10pm
Scimitar listing has now disappeared. Shame, I was going to bid on it... :(
16 Nov 2014, 4:11pm
Is it just me that cant see the ebay add?!!!
16 Nov 2014, 4:58pm
He blew his stack at all the piss-take questions and pulled the ad.
16 Nov 2014, 5:21pm
Yup I think so!

Damn spoilsport! We were all having so much fun.........
16 Nov 2014, 7:08pm
booo hiss....

I was enjoying that nearly as much as the coffee table auction.

I'd even got my wife to 'watch' the auction! :)
19 Nov 2014, 9:58pm
half of the questions were from Scimitar owners - I started a similar thread on scimitarweb :)